Onion columnist declares war on birds …
From the Onion: Ever since my retirement last month from the sock factory, I’ve had a lot of extra time to spend around the yard. But the hours of pleasurable…
Ketchup (things I’ve been meaning to blog about)
As I read news stories and other blogs, I’ll bookmark items with plans to come back and post a blog about those items. Sometimes I get back to them quickly.…
The Onion: Competitive wing eater reduced to con artist …
BUFFALO, NY—It’s 1:30 a.m. Chris Rierden breathes a beleaguered sigh as he counts a large wad of singles next to the dumpsters behind a local Hooters. Though you wouldn’t know…