Onion columnist declares war on birds …
From the Onion: Ever since my retirement last month from the sock factory, I’ve had a lot of extra time…
Ketchup (things I’ve been meaning to blog about)
As I read news stories and other blogs, I’ll bookmark items with plans to come back and post a blog…
The Onion: Competitive wing eater reduced to con artist …
BUFFALO, NY—It’s 1:30 a.m. Chris Rierden breathes a beleaguered sigh as he counts a large wad of singles next to…