Laughter is the best medicine
Monday night, my phone rings and I answer it. It’s my wife and she’s flustered. Not the normal level of flusteredness that comes from being my wife and mother to…
Ain't it grand?
As I drove down the Transit Street this weekend, I noticed a hot air balloon in the new Eckerd on the corner of Summit Street. “Grand Opening!!!,” it proclaimed. As…
Bankrupt Dems checked by Hamister
Two fields were widened Monday. The number of Democrats lining up to take pot shots and President Bush and the number of hockey teams taking pot shots at their fans.…
May the best candidate win
I have a strange habit. Several of them really. But this one I do always gets looks. When I’m at a store, I’ll ask a clerk, “If I was (product),…
The slicing dicing casinomatic …
I love infomercials. Most people, I’ve convinced myself, actually love infomercials. There’s just something about the glitz, the glitter, the ability to remove tar, gum and grease from any surface…