It’s Tuesday, which makes it column day. Here’s a snippet:

You’ll often hear people say they wish they could be a weatherman; only get it right half the time and still pick up a full paycheck. Heck, you might have said it yourself at some point. I’m sure I have.

But I have a better gig for you, with even a lower success rate necessary. Become a political pundit.

For the rest of the column, click here.