As much as I like my job, I’m always on the lookout for something with better pay, benefits, hours, etc. So when I ran across the following ad on Craigslist, I was somewhat intrigued.

Pay sounds good … and the benefits are apparently, “awesome.” Who wouldn’t like that?

But … um … what is the job? So … I asked:

And (s)he responded:

Oh. Now I understand completely. Except … that … no … I don’t.

Always helpful in nature, I replied:

So … I think I’ll pass on this unknown job with “awesome” benefits. 

Also, I flagged the job on Craigslist. Seems to me like is phishing for something. Because there’s no way in hell it’s a real job.