Every four years we have an opportunity to turn something incredibly boring into something really fun by adding mass quantities of alcohol. Tonight during the debate when the candidates say the following, you drink.

• Sasha and Malia
• Any mention of George W. Bush
• “Millionaires and/or billionaires”
• “Let me be clear”
• ”I think governor Romney put it best,” … I win.


• “My wife, Ann”
• Any mention of Jimmy Carter
• “Job creators”
• Unemployment
• “private enterprise, small business, etc”

• If you agree with everything a particular candidate says, check to make sure you were drinking alcohol and not kool aid.

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I refuse liability if you get drunk and fall out of your barn … or whatever