Got this joke from a friend. Had to pass it along …
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window
The driver rolls down his window and asks, ‘What happened; what’s the hold up?’
‘Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Barak Obama, Rosie O’Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.’
The driver asks, ‘On average, how much is everyone giving?’
‘About a gallon’