According to the Cape Cod Times, Cotuit is the latest venue for bird attacks:
COTUIT — As Cape and Islands bird guru Vernon Laux says: Keep your eyes to the sky.
Seriously, walkers on Eisenhower Drive in Cotuit will want to watch out for a pair of red-tailed hawks that are dive-bombing neighbors, including one woman who received 10 stitches yesterday after one of the birds scraped her head with one of its talons.
As a reminder, I’m still looking for infantrymen (and women) who will dedicate their lives to crushing the animal rebellion. Don’t forget to vote in the poll, which has another day and a half to go …